Life Humor Quotes by Famous Authors

1. “Studies find top 3 most stressful moments in people’s lives: death, divorce, and properly pronouncing “Worcestershire sauce.””

2. “We are here to laugh at the odds.”

Charles Bukowski

3. “There’s nothing else as pleasant as being unpleasant when there’s nothing else to do, and there’s usually nothing else to do.”

4. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

5. “A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”

6. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

7. “Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”

8. “You’re not a man, you’re a mushroom!”

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

9. “The good thing about being old, is you don’t have to worry about dying young.”

10. “Adults are only kids grown up.”

Walt Disney

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