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“I am a flirt: I have no heart: I have an actor’s nature.”
Ivan Turgenev
Flirtation
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Identity
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Emotion
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Persona
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Performance
2.
“Teaching is a performance art.”
Camille Paglia
Teaching
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Art
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Performance
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Education
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Expression
3.
“Does art have a future? Performance genres like opera, theater, music and dance are thriving all over the world, but the visual arts have been in slow decline for nearly 40 years. No major figure of profound influence has emerged in painting or sculpture since the waning of Pop Art and the birth of Minimalism in the early 1970s.”
Camille Paglia
Art
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Culture
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Performance
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Visual Arts
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History
4.
“I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it’s annoying.”
Mitch Hedberg
Juggling
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Chainsaws
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Performance
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Danger
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Skill
5.
“Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.”
Mitch Hedberg
Expectations
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Performance
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Humor
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Perspective
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Reality
6.
“I like it when people come to see me again, but you end up playing to that person only. You know there’s other people out there, but you also know that the person who came to see you again is there. You’re like, “I hope he’s happy again.””
Mitch Hedberg
Performance
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Audience
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Humor
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Perspective
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Comedy
7.
“When you’re doing a show on stage, and they show you a red light, that means you have 5 minutes left. At some clubs, they hold a candle up in the back. That’s the worst method. You’re up here, and then you see a floating candle. “Oh, no! This place is haunted!” I can’t be funny when I’m frightened.”
Mitch Hedberg
Performance
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Comedy
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Fear
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Timing
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Humor
8.
“I can’t wait to get off the stage, because I’ve got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!”
Mitch Hedberg
Stage
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Candy
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Performance
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LifeSavers
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Anticipation
9.
“There’s a guy in the audience with a distinctive laugh. I hope that guy is miked. The only problem with having a distinctive laugh is I know exactly when that guy isn’t laughing. “Oh, distinctive laugh doesn’t think that joke was funny!””
Mitch Hedberg
Audience
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Laughter
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Distinctive
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Performance
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Comedy
10.
“I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.”
Mitch Hedberg
Microphone
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Jokes
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Humor
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Sound
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Performance
11.
“Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I’m in front of a fireplace, I’m hilarious.”
Mitch Hedberg
Comedy
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Brick
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Performance
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Humor
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Illusion
12.
“I’m a hard act to follow, because when I’m done, I take the microphone with me.”
Mitch Hedberg
Performance
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Humor
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Confidence
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Comedy
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Stage
13.
“Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.”
Mitch Hedberg
Comedy
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Writing
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Performance
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Confidence
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Sarcasm
14.
“I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, ‘You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.’”
Steven Wright
Food
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Reward
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Performance
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Habit
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Humor
15.
“I laugh all the time – at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don’t laugh onstage because then it’s serious business.”
Steven Wright
Comedy
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Performance
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Emotion
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Irony
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Expression
16.
“It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. The silences are extra-silent. The good stuff is amazing. It's electric when you walk out there. For 90 minutes, you're on this other planet.”
Steven Wright
Performance
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Stage
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Experience
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Adrenaline
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Emotion
17.
“I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself to deal with it and not dwell on the class in front of me - to keep a straight face, give the report and concentrate on getting it right. That's normally how I perform. That's how I am.”
Steven Wright
School
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Performance
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Anxiety
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Overcoming Fear
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Personal Growth
18.
“I’ve been doing comedy longer than I haven’t been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on ‘The Tonight Show.’ There’s truly nothing like it; it’s intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.”
Steven Wright
Comedy
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Performance
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Experience
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Passion
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Career
19.
“I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I'm okay. It's like I'm out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me.”
Steven Wright
Comedy
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Performance
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Fear
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Public Speaking
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Confidence
20.
“Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can’t predict what people will laugh at.”
Steven Wright
Comedy
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Probability
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Humor
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Performance
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Uncertainty
21.
“When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It's funny how different it looks and how it's happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I'm going to get a bagel.”
Steven Wright
Comedy
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Performance
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Thought
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Chaos
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Perspective
22.
“I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night – and I’d dream about it being me.”
Steven Wright
Comedy
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Inspiration
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Dreams
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Performance
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Television
23.
“Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.”
Steven Wright
Silence
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Sound
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Irony
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Absurdity
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Performance
24.
“I wear a hat on stage so that people won’t be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don’t wear a hat, there’s no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.”
Steven Wright
Comedy
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Performance
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Observation
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Absurdity
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Logic
25.
“I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.”
Steven Wright
Narrator
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Mimes
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Silence
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Performance
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Irony
26.
“My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I’m much more expressive off stage.”
Steven Wright
Comedy
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Act
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Expression
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Performance
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Personality
27.
“Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it’s dangerous.”
Steven Wright
Stand-Up
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Comedy
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Performance
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Danger
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Excitement
28.
“To the audience, it’s like I’m changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show’s almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.”
Steven Wright
Performance
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Comedy
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Timing
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Creativity
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Showmanship
29.
“There's something about being in front of a live audience that's fun. It's a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you can't get it anywhere else. And I've been doing it since I was 23, so it's part of my being - it's part of my fabric as a person.”
Steven Wright
Performance
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Live
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Audience
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Experience
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Passion
30.
“Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I’m not an improv guy. I’m a writer-guy who presents what he’s written.”
Steven Wright
Creativity
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Performance
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Preparation
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Stage
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Writing
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