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1. “Nature cares nothing for logic, our human logic: she has her own, which we do not recognize and do not acknowledge until we are crushed under its wheel.”

Ivan Turgenev

Nature, Logic, Powerlessness, Human Limits, Inevitability

2. “What’s important is that twice two is four and all the rest’s nonsense.”

Ivan Turgenev

Logic, Rationalism, Certainty, Dismissal, Absolute Truth

3. “Science is a method of logical analysis of nature’s operations. It has lessened human anxiety about the cosmos by demonstrating the materiality of nature’s forces, and their frequent predictability.”

Camille Paglia

Science, Philosophy, Nature, Anxiety, Logic

4. “He that cannot reason is a fool.”

Andrew Carnegie

Wisdom, Intelligence, Logic, Thinking, Knowledge

5. “For me writing is as close to being an engineer as possible.”

Guy Kawasaki

Writing, Creativity, Precision, Engineering, Logic

6. “I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk.”

Mitch Hedberg

Bottle, Cleaning, Vodka, Logic, Humor

7. “You know crazy straws – they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.””

Mitch Hedberg

Straws, Drinking, Humor, Logic, Wordplay

8. “I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.”

Mitch Hedberg

Cars, Headlights, Humor, Observation, Logic

9. “People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.”

Mitch Hedberg

Numbers, Logic, Humor, Perception, Reality

10. “You should never see an ‘Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order’ sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

Mitch Hedberg

Escalator, Humor, Irony, Logic, Observation

11. “If you are flammable and have legs, you are not blocking a fire exit.”

Mitch Hedberg

Safety, Humor, Irony, Logic, Fire

12. “I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match “It’s a fight to the finish”. That’s a good place to end.”

Mitch Hedberg

Boxing, Humor, Irony, Logic, Sports

13. “I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.”

Mitch Hedberg

Safety, Humor, Logic, Irony, Absurdity

14. “2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That’s why 2 was created.”

Mitch Hedberg

Logic, Humor, Absurdity, Wordplay, Mathematics

15. “Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”

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